mspgay:

there are so many colors that start with b

  • black
  • brown
  • blue
  • bronze
  • byellow
  • bpurple
  • bread

bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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lonelymountainorbust:

when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”

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elricbrother:

My sexual orientation is straight

to the computer when I wake up

worldpeaces:

do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years

singing-areckless-serenade:

SNAP OUT OF IT ALEX PLEASE

singing-areckless-serenade:

SNAP OUT OF IT ALEX PLEASE

Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.

stability:

do you ever see someone hot in public and think “you’ll never know how hard I’m fucking you in my mind”